- The alarm clock tells you when to go to sleep.
- When someone offers you a BIC pen, you feel offended.
- You know what UHU glue stick tastes like.
- You CELEBRATE space
- Coffee and cokes are tools, not treats.
- People get nauseous just by smelling your caffeine breath.
- You buy 50 dollar magazines that you haven’t read yet.
- You think it’s possible to CREATE space.
- You’ve slept more than 20 hours non-stop in a single weekend.
- You fight with inanimate objects.
- You’ve listened to all your CD’s in less than 48 hours.
- You’ve brushed your teeth and washed your hair in the office washroom.
- You have discovered the benefits of having none or very short hair.
- You’ve started to appreciate inheriting baldness.
- You’ve used an entire role of film to photograph the sidewalk.
- You always carry your deodorant.
- You become excellent at recycling when making models.
- When you try to communicate, you make a continuous and monotonous whine.
- You’ve danced YMCA with excellent choreography at 3 am and without a single drop of alcohol in your body.
- You take notes and messages with a rapidograph and colour markers.
- You have more photographs of buildings than of actual people.
- You’ve taken your girlfriend/boyfriend on a date to a construction site.
- You can live without human contact, food or daylight, but if you can’t make prints, it’s chaos.
- You can use Photoshop, Illustrator and make a web page, but you don’t know how to use Excel.
- You refer to great architects (dead or alive) by their first name, as if you knew them…. Frank, Corbu, Mies, Norman…
- You’ve realised that french curves are not that exciting.
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