A number of different approaches are being tried. (We don't know where we're going, but we're moving.)Close project coordination. (We should have asked someone else.)An extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the problem. (We just hired 3 guys. We'll let them kick it around for a while.)Major technological breakthrough. (Back to the drawing board.)Customer … [Read more...] about Engineering office statements explained
Ebay architect
"Honey? There's an architect here, says you bought him on Ebay...?" … [Read more...] about Ebay architect
Construction Definitions
What they really mean: CONTRACTOR – A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut, or deal. BID OPENING – A poker game in which the losing hand wins. BID – A wild guess carried out to two decimal points. LOW BIDDER – A contractor who is wondering what he left out. ENGINEERS ESTIMATE – The cost of construction in heaven. PROJECT MANAGER – The conductor of an … [Read more...] about Construction Definitions
Can a house cross a small bridge?
No it cannot But it is a new new bridge with water views. … [Read more...] about Can a house cross a small bridge?
CAD Standards Patrol
CAD Standards Patrol OfficerFrom: www.penwill.com … [Read more...] about CAD Standards Patrol
CAD Monkey Joke
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have an CAD monkey please."The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and … [Read more...] about CAD Monkey Joke