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A number of different approaches are being tried. (We don't know where we're going, but we're moving.)Close project coordination. (We should have asked someone else.)An extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the problem. (We just hired 3 guys. We'll let them kick it around for a while.)Major technological breakthrough. (Back to the drawing board.)Customer … [Read more...] about Engineering office statements explained

What they really mean: CONTRACTOR – A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut, or deal. BID OPENING – A poker game in which the losing hand wins. BID – A wild guess carried out to two decimal points. LOW BIDDER – A contractor who is wondering what he left out. ENGINEERS ESTIMATE – The cost of construction in heaven. PROJECT MANAGER – The conductor of an … [Read more...] about Construction Definitions