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No it cannot But it is a new new bridge with water views. … [Read more...] about Can a house cross a small bridge?

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A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have an CAD monkey please."The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and … [Read more...] about CAD Monkey Joke

1. Design - Some say God had six days in which to design the world. You have two hours. Be sure to refine, correct, update, and edit this design. 2. History - The entirety of Architectural history - propose a hypothesis. Be sure to include specific examples to support your thesis. You have ten minutes. Do not use more than one blue book. 3. Technics - With the materials … [Read more...] about Architects Final Exam

A Coles carpark, Cessnock NSW, Australia … [Read more...] about A crane in the hole!

Sung to "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor: At first I was afraid, I was petrifiedthinking I could not design what you had specified.But then I spent too many years redrawing what you just built wrongand I grew strong and I learned how to get alongAnd now you're backwith more floor spaceI just walked in to find you herewith that QS look upon your faceI should have changed … [Read more...] about “I Will Survive” engineering version